Every month we watch & recap a children’s movie with the Earthquakes and unpack the sneaky media tropes that reinforce bigotry, supremacy, and problematic devices.
Family Movie Night Recap
Unicorn Land
Family Movie Night
PROBLEMATIC TROPES TO UNPACK AS A FAMILY
Welcome to the Family Movie Night Series
A CHATBOT-GENERATED KIDS MOVIE
Unicorn Land
Not appropriate for any audience, really
Content warning for trash, tropes, and typical family movie rubbish
Ashia R:
After LOTS of arguing with ChatGPT, I pieced together a series of scenes with the most common kids movie tropes we keep running into.
At first, the chatbot refused to write some of the most commonly accepted popular scenes in movies – such as a satire about a princess who is good at math, or a gay best friend with no life of his own.
The chatbot threatened to ban my account for being sexist – which is kind of ironic given the shit it spouts on the reg.
But for the most part – it was enthusiastic about writing basic, obviously problematic tropes, such as a Magical Old Asian, a Black BFF/Servant, and pathetic token diversity victims with no lines.
After an hour or two, and lots of arguing and tweaks, we managed to chip out a loose stool of scenes you will find in any basic kids movie.
INTRO SCENE:
The movie opens with a sweeping shot of a lush green forest. The camera pans down to reveal two adventurers, a regular hiker and a woman hiker, navigating a narrow path. They’re dressed in rugged outdoor gear and carry backpacks filled with supplies. Except all the lady hiker’s gear is smaller, tighter, and pink.
Regular Man Hiker: “We’re getting close, I can feel it.”
Woman Hiker: Who is annoyed with the man and not sexually interested in him. “But how do you know this is the right path? We’ve been wandering in circles for hours.”
Regular Hiker: “Trust me, I’ve been studying the maps and legends for years. This is the only way to find the unicorn.”
Woman Hiker: Growing curiousity, “But unicorns aren’t real, are they?”
Regular Hiker: “Of course they are. The stories have been passed down for generations. And once we find it, we’ll be famous.”
Woman Hiker: Offended by the man’s abrupt, unusual personality: “Famous? Is that all you care about? What about the magic and wonder of actually seeing a unicorn?”
Regular Hiker: “Oh, there’s plenty of time for wonder once we’re rich and famous.”
The scene ends with the woman hiker proving she’s a better hiker by being better at it than the man, to prove this movie is okay with feminism, kind-of.
Our adventurers suddenly fall in love for no reason, and continue down the path, leaving the audience with several questions about who they are, what they’re looking for, and what will happen next.
SCENE 2:
A castle even more majestic than other castles, surrounded by a moat and flying dragons.
Narrator: “In a kingdom far, far away, there was a prince named Prince Alexander. He was so special that he didn’t like anyone else in the kingdom. He was the most handsome prince in the land, and all the princesses wanted to marry him.”
Cut to a shot of a group of princesses, all falling over themselves to get to Prince Alexander.
Narrator: “But Prince Alexander was looking for someone extra special. He wanted a princess who could ride unicorns, speak every language, and solve complicated quadratic equations in her sleep.”
Cut to a shot of a princess solving a complicated quadratic equation on a chalkboard.
Narrator: “And so, Prince Alexander held a contest to find the most special princess in the land.”
Cut to a shot of a group of princesses competing in a make-up contest for a ‘no-makeup look.’
Narrator: “But even the most special princess couldn’t win the heart of the special prince. He was too busy following incel threads on Reddit.”
Cut to a shot of Prince Alexander scrolling through incel threads on his phone, while the other characters roll their eyes.
Narrator: “And so, the kingdom was ruled by a special prince who cared only about himself and his online community. But at what cost?”
Cut to a shot of a devastated landscape, with a dragon breathing fire in the background.
Narrator: “The kingdom was in ruins, but Prince Alexander didn’t care. He was too busy posting conspiracy TikToks about how the Tate brothers were framed by bitches.”
SCENE 3:
Cut to a shot of a group of diverse characters, including a person with a disability, a person of color, and a non-binary character, standing up to Prince Alexander. They have no lines.
A white savior leaps in front of the diversity characters:
White savior 1: “Your actions have hurt many people in this kingdom. We won’t stand by and let you continue to behave this way.”
A group of white nondisabled characters start chanting: “Change! Change! Change!”
Prince Alexander realizes that he can no longer ignore their demands.
Prince Alexander: “Now, now, let’s not be uncivil. We can all work together and make this a better kingdom. But first, we need to consider the facts.”
A white savior female steps in front of the person with a disability. She is poor and you can tell because she has dirt smudged on her pretty face.
White Savior Female: “We’ve been trying to work with you for ages, but you never listen to our feminist concerns.”
Prince Alexander: “Well, I have statistics that show everything is just fine. And besides, niceness is important. We can’t just go around making demands and causing trouble.”
Another white savior person steps in front of the person of color. This white savior wears a fat suit and is eating a sandwich sloppily. They fall down twice while they speak.
White Savior In fat suit: “It’s not about being nice, it’s about justice and equality.”
Prince Alexander: “Oh, I see. So now you’re accusing me of being unfair? That’s a pretty big accusation to make without any evidence.”
The first white savior person shoulders the nonbinary character out of the way
White Savior 1: “We have evidence! We’ve been marginalized and silenced for too long.”
Prince Alexander: “I don’t believe that’s true. In fact, I think you’re just being too sensitive. Have you ever considered that maybe you’re the problem here?”
A gen Z youth, who is white and saving diverse characters: “Are you serious? You’re gaslighting us right now!”
Prince Alexander: “Gaslighting? I think you’re being dramatic. But fine, let’s talk about your concerns. Just remember to be civil and respectful, okay?”
The group looks at each other, frustrated and angry.
SCENE 4:
Cut to a shot of a princess who is not like the other princesses, walking into the palace. She is wearing mismatched clothes, has brightly colored hair and an eccentric personality.
Princess: “Hi everyone! I’m Princess Bella, but you can call me B. I love sparkly things, singing, and I’m a bit of a rebel. I don’t follow the rules like the other boring princesses.”
As she walks through the palace, she stops to play with a group of adorable animals and makes whimsical comments about the world around her.
Princess: “Why follow the status quo when we can embrace our inner weirdness and make the world a more magical place?”
She twirls around and accidentally knocks over a vase, but quickly moves on without acknowledging the mess she’s made.
As she enters the throne room, she sees Prince Alexander sitting on his throne.
Princess: “Hey there handsome! You must be Prince Alexander. I heard you were looking for someone who’s not like the other girls.”
Prince Alexander: “Um, yes, that’s correct. But who are you?”
Princess: “I’m B! I’m not like the other princesses. I can recite pi to 100 digits and I’m really good at calculating quadratic equations. Plus, I’m a total free spirit.”
Prince Alexander: “Well, that’s interesting. But are you sure you’re princess material?”
Princess: “Oh, I’m not really into labels. I’m just me. And I think we could have a really magical time together.”
The scene ends with the two of them walking off into the sunset, with Princess Bella leading the way and Prince Alexander struggling to keep up with her unpredictable nature.
SCENE 5:
INT. CASTLE BALLROOM – DAY
The grand ball is in full swing. Prince Alexander is dancing with the beautiful princess when suddenly the music stops and the lights go out. A spotlight shines on a figure in an electric wheelchair wearing an eyepatch.
VILLAIN: (in a menacing tone) Well, well, well. Look who’s here, the handsome Prince Alexander. (laughs wickedly)
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (surprised) Who are you?
VILLAIN: (angrily) You don’t remember me, do you? Your grandfather hit me with a mallet in battle years ago. And now, I’ve come for my revenge!
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (confused) What are you talking about?
VILLAIN: (mockingly) Oh, don’t act like you don’t know. I am no longer a full man, I am only a partial man! Because of your grandfather and his mallet. You come from a long line of mallet-wielding maniacs. But today, your family’s reign of terror ends.
The villain pulls out a remote control and presses a button. Suddenly, the floor opens up and the prince and princess fall into a dark dungeon.
PRINCESS: (terrified) What are we going to do?
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (confidently) Don’t worry, my dear. We’ll find a way out of here.
Meanwhile, the villain is laughing maniacally in his wheelchair as he watches the prince and princess struggle to escape.
VILLAIN: (smirking) This is too easy.
SCENE 6:
The pit – it is dark and gloomy and full of rats. Prince Alexander and the Dream Princess are in the pit. Despite the dire circumstances, The Dream Princess giggles and twirls around, showing off her quirky outfit.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: How can you laugh at a time like this. We are in dire circumstances!
DREAM PRINCESS: I know I’m a little zany, but that’s just who I am!
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (pretending to listen) Yeah, zany. That’s cool.
Suddenly, Prince Alexander’s face contorts in disgust as he swats at a rat.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: Ugh, sorry. There was a rat.
DREAM PRINCESS: (putting her guard up) Oh, I get it. You’re not into zany. That’s okay.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: No, no, I didn’t mean that. I love zany! It’s just… rats, you know?
DREAM PRINCESS: (skeptical) Right. Well, I’m gonna go find some other zany people to hang out with.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (disappointed) Okay, sure. Nice talking to you.
The Dream Princess sulks on the other end of the pit, leaving Prince Alexander standing alone, feeling frustrated and misunderstood.
SCENE 7: THE RECENT PAST
Cut to a scene before the couple fell in the pit, but after they met. Since it’s in the past, the scene is pinker and fuzzy.
Prince Alexander is pacing around his room, rehearsing his lines for the upcoming date with the “not like other princesses” princess. He wants to impress her, but he’s not sure how.
PRINCE ALEXANDER (to himself) Okay, Prince, you got this. Just be yourself. Be nice, be charming, and she’ll fall for you in no time.
Suddenly, the door to his room bursts open and his father, the King, enters.
KING Alexander, my boy! I hear you’re going on a date tonight. You know what they say, first impressions are everything.
PRINCE ALEXANDER Yes, Father. I want to make a good impression on her.
KING Well, have you thought about learning some new skills? Something to show off and impress her?
PRINCE ALEXANDER Like what, Father?
KING I don’t know, something exotic, like meditation or ninja skills. You know, something that will make you seem cultured and interesting.
PRINCE ALEXANDER (unsure) I guess that could work.
SCENE 8: THE RECENTER PAST
EXT. ASIAN TEMPLE – DAY
Prince Alexander is standing in front of a temple, nervously looking around. The scene is still fuzzy, but now it’s blue, so you know it’s not now, and not the other past, but another more recent past.
Suddenly, an old Asian man appears from behind a tree.
OLD ASIAN MAN Welcome, Prince Alexander. I have been expecting you.
PRINCE ALEXANDER (surprised) You have?
OLD ASIAN MAN Yes. Your father sent word that you would be coming to learn from me.
PRINCE ALEXANDER (awkwardly) Oh, right. Yes, that’s why I’m here.
OLD ASIAN MAN Come, follow me.
The old man leads the prince into the temple, where he begins to teach him meditation and ninja skills.
SCENE 9:
INT. DOJO – DAY
Prince Alexander is standing in the center of the dojo, facing off against his old teacher, a wise and experienced Asian man.
OLD TEACHER: (smiling) You have come a long way, my student. Your skills have grown stronger with each passing year.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (bowing respectfully) Thank you, master. I owe it all to your teachings.
OLD TEACHER: (nodding) But there is still much for you to learn. Let us continue your training.
The old teacher begins to demonstrate a series of complex and intricate ninja moves, moving with incredible speed and grace. Prince Alexander watches closely, studying his every move.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (determined) I can do this.
Prince Alexander begins to mimic the old teacher’s movements, matching him step for step. At first, he stumbles and falls, but he quickly regains his balance and starts to move with increasing confidence.
OLD TEACHER: (impressed) You’re doing well, my student. But there is one more test you must pass.
The old teacher takes a deep breath and closes his eyes, entering into a deep state of meditation. Prince Alexander watches in amazement as the old man seems to become one with the universe.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (determined) I can do this too.
Prince Alexander closes his eyes and begins to meditate. At first, his mind is restless and unfocused, but he gradually finds a sense of calm and stillness. He feels his body and mind become one, and he senses a connection to the universe that he has never felt before.
OLD TEACHER: (opening his eyes) You have done well, my student. You have exceeded even my own skills.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (grinning) Thank you, master. But it’s only because of your teachings that I was able to do this.
The old teacher nods approvingly, a look of pride in his eyes. He knows that Prince Alexander has truly become a master of ninja skills and meditation, and he is proud to have been his teacher.
SCENE 10: Back to the dire present
INT. PIT – DAY
Prince Alexander and the Princess are still stuck in the pit, unable to climb out. The Prince is sitting cross-legged, with his eyes closed, in a deep state of meditation.
PRINCESS: (impatiently) What are you doing? We need to get out of here!
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (calmly) Trust me, I’m trying to find a way out.
As Prince Alexander meditates, his mind begins to clear, and he feels a sense of inner peace and tranquility. He begins to visualize the pit as a physical obstacle that he can overcome with his mind.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (thinking to himself) I can do this. I can magic my way out of here.
He focuses his mind on the edges of the pit, and he imagines them beginning to crumble and break apart. He feels a surge of energy flowing through him, and he channels it towards the edges of the pit.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (speaking softly) Break apart, break apart.
Suddenly, the edges of the pit begin to crumble, and chunks of rock fall away, creating a staircase that leads up to the surface.
PRINCESS: (amazed) How did you do that?
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (smiling) I used the power of meditation to magic our way out of here.
The Princess looks at him in awe, realizing that he truly has become a master of ninja skills and meditation. Together, they climb the staircase and emerge from the pit, grateful for the Prince’s newfound abilities.
The villain moves to press another button on his remote control, but his wheelchair makes him too slow, and he can’t see, a group of mice come to the rescue because his eyepatch makes him useless.
The mice nibble through the ropes that bind the prince and princess and lead them to safety.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (grateful) Thank you, little friends.
VILLAIN: (frustrated) How did you escape?
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (smiling) With the help of some unexpected allies and my mastery of oriental arts.
The prince and princess leave the dungeon and confront the villain in the ballroom. A fierce battle ensues, but the prince ultimately prevails by knocking the villain off his electric wheelchair with a giant inflatable hammer.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (victorious) This is for my grandfather!
The villain slinks away in defeat as the prince and princess embrace.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (smiling) Looks like we saved the day.
PRINCESS: (giggling) And we did it with the help of some tiny heroes.
The mice come out of hiding and the whole group dances joyfully to celebrate their victory.
FADE OUT.
SCENE 11
CUT TO: INT. PALACE – NIGHT
The prince and princess are sitting in a cozy room, sipping tea.
PRINCE ALEXANDER (feeling comfortable) I’m sorry I tried to impress you with all those ninja skills and meditation. That’s not really who I am.
PRINCESS (grinning) I know. That’s why I like you.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: I’m sorry we never got a chance to finish that ball. Oh no – your dress, it is full of rat feces.
PRINCESS: It’s okay, I’m not like the other girls – I roll with the punches. Besides, this means I have an excuse to go shopping makeover!
SCENE 12
Cut to a shot of a princess with her gay best friend walking into a trendy clothing store. The princess is wearing her usual elegant dress while her gay best friend is dressed in a flamboyant outfit.
Gay Best Friend: “Oh my god, princess, you need a new dress for the ball! We have to find you the perfect one.”
Princess: “I know, right? And it has to be something that will catch the prince’s eye.”
They start to browse through the store, picking out dresses and accessories. The gay best friend pulls out an extravagant dress and holds it up to the princess.
Gay Best Friend: “What about this one, princess? It’s perfect! It’ll show off your curves and make the prince go weak in the knees.”
Princess: “Hmm, I don’t know, it might be a little too much.”
Gay Best Friend: “Nonsense! You have to go big or go home if you want to win the prince’s heart.”
As they continue to shop, the gay best friend keeps bringing up the prince and the princess’s romantic life.
Gay Best Friend: “So, have you talked to the prince yet? What’s he like?”
Princess: “Not yet, but I hope he likes me. I mean, I have to be perfect for him.”
Gay Best Friend: “Don’t worry, princess, you’re already perfect. Just be yourself and he’ll fall head over heels for you.”
They finally find the perfect dress, and the gay best friend squeals with excitement.
Gay Best Friend: “Yes, girl! You’re going to look amazing! The prince won’t know what hit him.”
Princess: “Thanks, you’re the best.”
The scene ends with the princess and the gay best friend leaving the store, arm in arm, laughing and joking about the prince and the ball.
SCENE 13: THE ROYAL GREENS
The scene opens on a large, green lawn with two men in preppy attire holding golf clubs. One man is Prince Alexander, a handsome young man with a polo shirt and a swept-over haircut. The other is James, his black best friend and servant, dressed similarly but looking uneasy. James is also fat and is a cartoon animal who speaks AAVE with a southern urban accent.
ALEXANDER (who has been white with a light british accent this whole time obviously).
PRINCE You know, James, I’m really looking for a woman who can appreciate my intelligence and wit.
JAMES Absolutely, Your Highness. I’m sure a woman of that caliber would make an excellent match for you.
PRINCE I mean, let’s face it, James. Women can be so vapid and shallow. It’s hard to find one who can keep up with me intellectually.
JAMES (smirking) Yes, Your Highness. You certainly are one of a kind.
PRINCE I don’t mean to sound arrogant, James. But I do have a lot to offer. I’m a prince, after all.
JAMES (nodding) Yes, Your Highness. Your title and wealth are certainly very impressive.
PRINCE (smiling) I’m glad you understand, James. You’re a good friend.
JAMES (frowning slightly) Of course, Your Highness. I’m always here to serve you.
The Prince serves the ball, and they continue to play. James sings a catchy song about the conversation.
JAMES (V.O.) (to himself) I can’t believe I have to put up with this guy every day.
JAMES THE BEST FRIEND DISAPPEARS AND DOES NOT RETURN FOR ANY FUTURE SCENES
SCENE 14:
INT. CASTLE COURTYARD – DAY
The sun is shining and the birds are singing. Prince Alexander and the villain are standing across from each other, while the princess watches from a distance.
VILLAIN: (angrily) I can’t believe you would do this to me! After everything I’ve been through!
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (firmly) We didn’t do anything to you. You’re the one who’s been causing trouble.
VILLAIN: (defeated) I know. But I can’t help it. I’ve been bitter and angry for so long after losing my legs and eyeball and masculinity. It’s hard to let go of the past.
PRINCESS: (approaching them) I might have an idea that could help.
VILLAIN: (curiously) What’s that?
PRINCESS: (confidently) Well, I’ve been studying some magic, and I think I might be able to help you. If you’re willing to let me, that is.
VILLAIN: (skeptically) Magic? I don’t know.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (encouragingly) It’s worth a try, isn’t it?
The villain nods reluctantly, and the princess begins to perform a series of intricate spells. As she works, the villain begins to feel a strange sensation in his body.
VILLAIN: (amazed) What’s happening? I feel…different.
PRINCESS: (smiling) I’ve removed the curse that was placed on you by that mallet. The one that made you angry and bitter all these years by ruining your life and turning you inhuman because you had a disability.
VILLAIN: (dances in disbelief) My legs! My legs! I can feel my legs and eyeball! You did that? But how?
PRINCESS: (explaining) Well, the curse was placed on you by society and also that mallet, which broke you and turned you into a lesser man. But by breaking the curse, I’ve given you the freedom to choose your own path and also walk..
VILLAIN: (gratefully) Thank you. I don’t know how to repay you.
PRINCESS: (kindly) You don’t have to. Just promise me that you’ll use your magic cure for good, and not let anyone else control your emotions.
VILLAIN: (nodding) I promise. And I’m sorry for all the trouble I’ve caused.
PRINCE ALEXANDER: (smiling) Apology accepted. It’s good to see you’re willing to change.
The three of them walk off into the sunny courtyard, leaving behind the bitterness and anger of the past, and embracing a brighter future.
FADE OUT.
SCENE: I DUNNO I LOST COUNT
The prince and princess are sitting in the garden, enjoying a peaceful afternoon. Suddenly, the princess turns to the prince with a serious look on her face.
Princess: “There’s something I need to tell you, something that might change everything.”
Prince: “What is it?”
Princess: “I was actually that outspoken feminist villager with a dirty face who rescued those token diversity people, all along.”
The prince looks at her in shock, unable to believe what he just heard.
Princess: I was also the white savior in the fat suit.
Prince: “What do you mean? How is that possible?”
Princess: “You know, the noble poor villager feminist with an abrasive personality and a heart of gold? That was me. I was just a edgy and a little goth until I met you and become friendly and quirky.”
The prince is still struggling to process the information.
Prince: “But you’re not a feminist, you’re a real person. How could you have been so poor?”
Princess: “It’s a common trope in movies, especially for tokenized characters like myself. We’re often reduced to nothing more than a stereotype, something sad that makes audiences have feelings without having to think about the real issues we face.”
The prince finally understands what the princess is trying to say.
Prince: “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize. You’re right, it’s not fair to reduce anyone to a stereotype like that.”
Princess: “I’m glad you understand. It’s important that we recognize and challenge these tropes in order to create more diverse and inclusive media.”
The two of them share a moment of understanding, realizing the importance of representation in media.
MONTAGE: The couple buys black T-shirts with yellow lines on it from a grateful looking black man’s small business and use a rubber mallet to install a ‘IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE’ sign on the front lawn of the majestic castle. The text on the shirt and poster is blurry so as not to offend any members of the audience. They embrace after solving hate.
SCENE 15:
As the old Asian man looks on, the prince and princess share a kiss, and suddenly the old man disappears in a puff of smoke.
Prince Alexander and the princess look around in shock, wondering what just happened.
Just then, a booming voice echoes through the courtyard: “Congratulations, my children! You have passed the final test!”
The prince and princess look up to see the old man, now towering over them as a giant western dragon.
“Wait, what test?” the prince asks in confusion.
“The test of true love, of course!” the dragon exclaims. “I have been watching you both, and I can see that you are truly meant to be together.”
The prince and princess exchange a look of disbelief, unsure of what to make of the situation.
“But…how did you do all those ninja moves and teach me meditation?” the prince asks, still trying to wrap his head around the situation.
The dragon simply laughs. “Oh, that was just a bit of fun, my dear boy. I am a dragon, after all! Now go, be happy together, and never forget the power of true love.”
The dragon disappears once again, leaving the prince and princess to enjoy their newfound happiness together. As they walk off into the sunset, the audience is left to wonder just what kind of magical world they have stumbled into.
The screen fades to black and the credits start rolling, but just when everyone thinks the movie is over, a small text appears on the screen, “Wait for it…”.
POST-CREDITS SCENE
After the credits finish rolling, we see a whimsical comedy short featuring the old Asian man and the long-awaited unicorn. The old man is seen walking through the forest, searching for something. Suddenly, the unicorn appears, and the old man is ecstatic. He approaches the unicorn and starts speaking to it in a language that no one can understand.
The unicorn is surprised but curious and listens to the old man. Suddenly, the old man pulls out a small package and opens it. Inside is a beautiful, glittery necklace, and the old man proceeds to put it on the unicorn’s neck.
The unicorn is thrilled with its new accessory and starts prancing around the forest. The old man laughs heartily and starts dancing with the unicorn. The two of them continue to dance, and the camera fades to black.
As the screen fades back in, we see the old man and the unicorn sitting on a small hill, overlooking the sunset. They are sharing a bowl of noodles using chopsticks, and the old man is telling the unicorn stories of his adventures.
The unicorn listens intently, and the old man is thrilled to have found such a good friend. The scene ends with the old man and the unicorn walking off into the sunset, with the old man holding onto the unicorn’s mane.
The words “The End” appear on the screen, followed by “Or is it?” with a wink, leaving the audience wondering if there will be a sequel – and what happened to those hikers.
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2 comments
This is amazing. I was trying to pick a favorite quote and couldn’t whittle it down, but two of the final contenders are:
Prince: “But you’re not a feminist, you’re a real person. How could you have been so poor?” Bahahahaha
and
The couple buys black T-shirts with yellow lines on it from a grateful looking black man’s small business and use a rubber mallet to install a ‘IN THIS HOUSE, WE BELIEVE’ sign on the front lawn of the majestic castle. The text on the shirt and poster is blurry so as not to offend any members of the audience. They embrace after solving hate.
I’ll leave it a mystery as to which one of those was generated by AI, and which I slipped in there for spice 😉